Craptacular House
Our place is so craptacular that it is splendhorrific.
- The backyard floods up to 1.5 feet deep in the spring.
- We have a gigantic, tacky, ugly mural made out of WALLPAPER as the center of our home
- The downstairs is unfinished and stores stuff for my parents
- Neither of our toilets flush. You have to reach into the holding tank to flush them, then come back a minute later to get the water to stop running
- Our shower backs up every couple of weeks so you end up standing in dirty water until you decide to grab the plunger to fix it
- The 30+ trees on our property dump probably millions of leaves on us in such a short time period that I once raked (for 6 hours) and the next day had a foot of leaves covering everything again
- $700 gas bill mean anything to you?
- Half of our electricity will randomly shut off. No breakers have blown. The rest of the house/street has power, but some random rooms and power fixtures just stop working until it feels like turning itself back on.
- No air conditioning, so hot summer days are killer
- The ice maker makes ice that tastes like urine
- The nightly screeching racoons and millions of spiders around our house aren't all that friendly
We experienced the half-power thing last night with Mike and Amy over. Anyway, these killer bills will weigh heavier when our rent jumps up $250 more a month next month.
Signed: Not-so-happy-camper in North Olmsted