Jason Moran
Monday, November 05, 2007
  The Puppy #2
The return policy on my new puppy (Sadie) changes the longer you wait to make the return. If you return within a week of the purchase, they give you almost all of your money back. However, if we want to return Sadie now it'll be difficult and we won't really get very much money back.

Plus...we bought her all kinds of stuff.

You're like: RETURN! But she is sooooooo cute!

Dude, you aren't the one that cleans up her poop which is on things she shouldn't poop on.

You aren't the one that has a whiney dog that whimpers and yelps all night long.

You also aren't the one that has a dog that will bite your hands, toes, and eat your clothing and consume entire couches and other furniture.

Plus, she's already doubled her size from our first set of pictures.

However, she has not lost her cuteness, so I don't think I will return her...yet.

We are taking the little stinker to some puppy classes at PetSmart to see if she can't start to learn SOMETHING useful.

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Comments:
I think she is driving Kelly crazy!

Thanks to you guys, I won't hint to Josh about wanting a puppy...for a long time, I will settle for 2 kittens=)
 
I took Trinkette to the vets today b/c she has bronchitus/kennel cough and she weighs 3.9 pounds!!!! She also has to go out a walk every day. She didn't get her walk today and she's a crazy crazy puppy! But she already knows how to sit, give me 5, bring it back & drop it. I love her so much!!!!! Oh and mom already agreed to take Sadie if you don't want her. And she didn't even want a puppy!
 
Wow, Sadie doesn't know how to sit, give anybody 5, bring anything back, or drop anything. She doesn't know how to come when called, and I'm not sure if she knows her name or not.

We got the retarded dog of the family.
 
Dude Sadie is still under 3 pounds!!!! What?? Trinkette is a freaking monster in comparison. She's almost already 4 pounds. I posted pics on my blog
 
Kelmo's dog is really good! For me to POOP on!
 
ah..the poop on jokes. good times. i miss those days. and, lets face it, trinkette is just too fast to be pooped on.
 
Sadie has you both beat...she poops on herself!
 
You say she poops on herself? Let's get some imagery. What was it like? This could be pulitzer prize material.
 
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