Wednesday, January 04, 2006
Dude, You Aren't Any Kind Of Funny
¶ 3:43 PM 
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CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top. Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi  The 3-Variable Funny Test! - it rules - |
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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It said I was a Ham too. Clean, Spontaneous, Light.
Ok, I'm a lot cleaner than many people, but not always. Also, it said I was refreshing in this sarcastic world. I'm one of the most sarcastic people I know.
Ok, I'm a lot cleaner than many people, but not always. Also, it said I was refreshing in this sarcastic world. I'm one of the most sarcastic people I know.
This test was better than most and I have been labeled as "the Shock Jock"
The Shock Jock - Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. It is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world.
I won't say what else it said....
The Shock Jock - Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. It is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world.
I won't say what else it said....
# posted by 
: January 05, 2006 9:07 AM
: January 05, 2006 9:07 AM
Wait, I'd just like to quote Jason Moran. I missed the chance to post this on his last post, which was a list of things he didn't get for Christmas.
"Holy lists today, Batman! Everybody I know (well, not exactly everyone) has made a list to end the year with. I do not plan on making a list."
"Holy lists today, Batman! Everybody I know (well, not exactly everyone) has made a list to end the year with. I do not plan on making a list."
Ah yes, plans change. I did end up making a list because I was feeling lonely (like I was the only person IN THE WORLD without a list).
Anyway, why won't you list your humor type? Is it because it is Idiot Savant? That's the most common type of humor, and it doesn't actually call you an idiot, so don't worry about it.
Anyway, why won't you list your humor type? Is it because it is Idiot Savant? That's the most common type of humor, and it doesn't actually call you an idiot, so don't worry about it.
Ok, so since Jason's ignoring my IMs, I'll just ask on here and Kelly can answer if she wants.
1) How's the house thing coming? Are all your selections made or are you still picking things out? When will they break ground? Some time in the spring?
2) Kelly, are you still doing that Mary Kay and Ashley sales rep thing? How's that going? Weren't like 10 of you all doing that together?
3) Jess and I are vaulting a ceiling in our house this weekend. We have a little demolition to do yet, not much. We'll be running lots of electrical, putting up some insulation, framing in the new ceiling, framing in some doorways and casing out the existing fireplace, and hanging some drywall. Might be a good chance for Jason to get some practice in so he'll be more effective in getting your Honey-Do list completed around your house. Think he'll be able to stop by at all this weekend?
1) How's the house thing coming? Are all your selections made or are you still picking things out? When will they break ground? Some time in the spring?
2) Kelly, are you still doing that Mary Kay and Ashley sales rep thing? How's that going? Weren't like 10 of you all doing that together?
3) Jess and I are vaulting a ceiling in our house this weekend. We have a little demolition to do yet, not much. We'll be running lots of electrical, putting up some insulation, framing in the new ceiling, framing in some doorways and casing out the existing fireplace, and hanging some drywall. Might be a good chance for Jason to get some practice in so he'll be more effective in getting your Honey-Do list completed around your house. Think he'll be able to stop by at all this weekend?
NOTHING!
you scored 23% pirateness and 28% ninjaness!
Dude, I don't know how to tell hou this but you've managed to be not really a pirate OR a ninja. Perhaps you are some other sort of warrior, not suited for having a nemesis race of people to be constantly fighting with. Wow. Neither. Have fun living your life as a fence sitter my friend. I suggest you look into evening classes to broaden your horizons and perhaps introduce yourself to a few more opportunities and social networks.
Hmm, I've made my argument in the past for being a pirate, and boots and bandanas can be cool... but pirates have that whole butt thing going (think butt pirate), lose too many limbs, teeth, and eyes... although parrots are definitely cool.
Then again, I did take Japanese, or Nihongo, in college for a year, and I'd definitely like to travel to Japan.
you scored 23% pirateness and 28% ninjaness!
Dude, I don't know how to tell hou this but you've managed to be not really a pirate OR a ninja. Perhaps you are some other sort of warrior, not suited for having a nemesis race of people to be constantly fighting with. Wow. Neither. Have fun living your life as a fence sitter my friend. I suggest you look into evening classes to broaden your horizons and perhaps introduce yourself to a few more opportunities and social networks.
Hmm, I've made my argument in the past for being a pirate, and boots and bandanas can be cool... but pirates have that whole butt thing going (think butt pirate), lose too many limbs, teeth, and eyes... although parrots are definitely cool.
Then again, I did take Japanese, or Nihongo, in college for a year, and I'd definitely like to travel to Japan.
Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.
How true this is, but I really didn't like the test. Just because I laugh at vulgar things doesn't mean that I think it's funny I just laugh b/c I'm not sure how I should react when something unpleasant happens. Although, that little kid was running across the train tracks with his dad, and then his dad stopped b/c he realized he wasn't going to make it, but the kid didn't....that was funny.
How true this is, but I really didn't like the test. Just because I laugh at vulgar things doesn't mean that I think it's funny I just laugh b/c I'm not sure how I should react when something unpleasant happens. Although, that little kid was running across the train tracks with his dad, and then his dad stopped b/c he realized he wasn't going to make it, but the kid didn't....that was funny.
You scored 28% pirateness and 42% ninjaness!
To be sure Ninja blood flows in your veins and you are inclined to want to flip out at things sometimes but at the same time, your tolerance for pirates is quite astounded. I recommend you take classes to help make your inner ninja, an OUTER ninja, thus helping you fulfil your ninja destiny. Peace to you young grasshopper.
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 40% on pirateness
You scored higher than 55% on ninjaness
To be sure Ninja blood flows in your veins and you are inclined to want to flip out at things sometimes but at the same time, your tolerance for pirates is quite astounded. I recommend you take classes to help make your inner ninja, an OUTER ninja, thus helping you fulfil your ninja destiny. Peace to you young grasshopper.
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 40% on pirateness
You scored higher than 55% on ninjaness
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | LIGHT
Your humor has an intellectual, even conceptual slant to it. You're not pretentious, but you're not into what some would call 'low humor' either. You'll laugh at a good dirty joke, but you definitely prefer something clever to something moist.
You probably like well-thought-out pranks and/or spoofs and it's highly likely you've tried one of these things yourself. In a lot of ways, yours is the most entertaining type of humor because it's smart without being mean-spirited.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Conan O'Brian - Ashton Kutcher
Am I not just the bomb? Ha!
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CLEAN | COMPLEX | LIGHT
Your humor has an intellectual, even conceptual slant to it. You're not pretentious, but you're not into what some would call 'low humor' either. You'll laugh at a good dirty joke, but you definitely prefer something clever to something moist.
You probably like well-thought-out pranks and/or spoofs and it's highly likely you've tried one of these things yourself. In a lot of ways, yours is the most entertaining type of humor because it's smart without being mean-spirited.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Conan O'Brian - Ashton Kutcher
Am I not just the bomb? Ha!
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