Jason Moran
Friday, September 09, 2005
  Day 11: Onward and Upward
I'll keep this one short and sweet (I'm only really posting because I've been trying to make an update every day).

Yesterday was arm day (biceps, triceps). After that I was on a bike for a half hour. Those things suck. I burn more calories farting than I do cycling.
 
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One thing I forgot to mention: My right should hurts sooooooooo bad. I can barely lift my right arm at all. I'm not a doctor, what could be wrong with me?
 
Hahaha! I wonder what the blog spammer thought about your intestinal gas situation.
 
Hey, I will actually leave that spam here since it is an on-topic spam.
 
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If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
 
You're about as useful as a poopy flavored lolly pop.
 
Don't touch that squirrel's nuts! It'll make him crazy!
 
Aren't we all awesome with our movie quotes.
 
Yeah, it looks pretty sweet. It looks awesome. That suit, it's... it's incredible.
 
LOOSERS!
 
Who's loose?
 
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And let the record show Jason is mocking himself with the movie quotes dig.

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."
 
Ok, I can't spell and do 10 things at once. Sorry
 
That's tight!
 
I've got a turtle-head poking out.
 
Maybe it not Kelly Coyne Moran maybe it's Donna she can't spell either!
 
It is really hard work trying to get those nasty stinky skid marks out of Jason's Scooby-Doo boxers! Gosh! I should get paid for that!
 
it's especially bad when he eats chipolte....i think i'm getting arthritis from the scrubbing
 
Jason is a blazi!
 
I'm surprised Jason has not yet removed the majority of your comments... you guys are really taking it way too far bringing his wife into the jokes. It was no longer funny.

it's one thing to rip on Jason, he's in that game. It's a completely different issue to refer to his wife that way!
 
Nice way to kill the party, mike :(
 
That loose comment was unintentional...I've already talked to all parties involved.
 
Okay good, I'm glad Mike is not that uptight...b/c here on blogger Loose = to someone who is a Loser since Donna likes to throw an extra o in her version of the word.
 
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