Jason Moran
Monday, September 26, 2005
  Brunswick House Hunting
After two weeks of looking for houses in Strongsville, Kelly and I decided to look in another city: Brunswick (alternate pronunciation is "Brunstucky"). Brunswick is at the opposite side of the spectrum as Parma and Berea. Whereas Parma and Berea are very old communities without very much new housing development going on, Brunswick is where Strongsville was for the past 10 years. It's where North Olmsted was 20 years ago. It's one of the new up-and-coming areas.

So, you still have to consider that this place was Brunstucky and hillbillies are around almost every corner. However, if you make a turn down the right street you can also find half million dollar or more mansions. One street will have 14 cars strewn across the front lawn on every housing plot, and the next is full of yuppy young couples in houses built last year. What this means is that if you can get into the area now (well, 2-3 years ago would have been the best) you should be able to make above and beyond the normal housing appreciation on a house.

So far we have looked inside 4 Brunswick homes. Two of them have been "hillbilly". One of them was a 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath, 3 car garage, 2 acres of land, brand new EVERYTHING, new pool, new $12,000 kitchen, etc. But the neighbors on either side were "uber-hillbillies". We are talking missing teeth, ripped off jean shorts, no-joking 10 rusted out cars on the front lawn, in probably hand-built shacks. These neighbors could probably not even make $100K on their 2-acre property. That is probably why that amazing house in between the white trash is listing at $179,000. I loved the house, but man somebody needs to shoot the neighbors and all 37 of their dogs.

Anyway, to end the day we drove around and accidentally drove into a new development in Brunswick Hills. Kelly talked about how it was out of our price range, but I wanted to check anyway. These were new houses (Ryan Homes), so basically you pick what you want out of a catalog and choose your plot of land. Somewhere around 8 months later you move into a brand new house. I never considered such a thing, but it sounds like a cool idea since everything in your home will be brand spanking new. The only things to worry about are furniture and appliances (and some painting). This new variable in the house-buying equation is making things even harder to decide upon.
 
Comments:
CONGRATS!!! Is this something you guys just found out? I have three munchkins, and though they are a handful (or a few) they are sooo FUN!!! Consider yourself blessed.
 
This is a note to myself: Mentos + 2-liter of pop = Explosive chemistry fun.
 
congrats on the baby, bode. i have a lil man myself, its truly a fun ride. jason, i'll try to ignore the second post in a row dissing my (now)home town.
 
You could also always buy a plot of land, purchase a home plan, have it altered to your likings, hire a builder (or GC things yourself, but let's keep that out of things for this example), and have the house built while only worrying about what the village/township/city requires, not what a HOA requires.
 
The new communites DO have HOAs (There's some HOAs in this house, there's some HOAs in this house. --sing along, you know you want to).

Also, I haven't even had a "sit-down" meeting with the sales people yet, and I already have found out about like 10,000 upgrades (of which many are necessary)

This community is at 51% of it's total size, so we are just past halfway through...it has already gone up about 50K since the beginning.
 
Some thoughts:
Today's craftmanship = crap so new homes so boring. All they have are walls, doors, and windows. Think about your kids. They need secret passage ways, enchanted attics and rich mohagany wood...well, we all need that. Another thought, do you really want to put so much thought into your first home? Like, your going to have to make a bazillion decisions and your going to have to agree with Kelly just so that you can have a roof over your head. Just buy a previously built home and then a few years down the road when your lives are more settled think about designing your own home.
 
I'd help finance their newly constructed home by purchasing a DVD of them arguing while trying to agree on 10,000 different decisions.
 
Dave said...
I'd help finance their newly constructed home by purchasing a DVD of them arguing while trying to agree on 10,000 different decisions.


Wait, you mean you'd buy the complete boxed set, right? One episode just wouldn't do those arguments justice.
 
Sure, unless there's a 24x7 webcam subscription option.
 
I think you should buy Moran one of those new pink "Mrs. Sizemore" baby tees to wear to the game tonight. He'd be sure to get himself on the jumbo-tron.
 
Funny, I thought it was Sammon. I went Tuesday night. Sammon went Tuesday and Wednesday. They lost both nights. It's all Sammon.
 
Man! Where's JumboTron boy today? I'd SO fire him if he was my employee. Always comin' in around noon.
 
"Pardon me for being rude. It was not me, it was my food. It just
popped up to say hello, and now it's gone back down below."
 
well don't be like Kelmo and light a match
 
Hey, what happened to your profile pic?
 
Oh please Sammon, everyone knows thats you in your profile picture just trying to pretend like its me. I would never wear khakis.
 
you'll have to post pics of the hillbillie houses!
God will give you two the perfect house! can't wait to see what it looks like! =)
 
Sammon you can be so gross sometimes.
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's really funny...
 
Heh, so it's in between innings and I'm looking through the guide on the media center, and there's a show on the cartoon network called Bobobo-bo Bo-Bo.
 
yeah where's a new post..both the moran's are being lazy!! hence allowing me to not be lazy at work.
Have mercy!
 
real subtle, sammon. real subtle.
 
Hey Jason, it's Crystal. Caleb and I live in Brunswick and we really like it. It's close to the highway and anywhere we would need to go on a daily basis. If you want any suggestions on where to look for a house feel free to ask!
 
I wish I had Jason's life and could pick and choose when I want to show up for work.
 
I heard your landlord comes and goes as he pleases.

"Your mom goes to college."
 
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