Kelly's Quotes My wonderful and beautiful wife makes the best comments. Today I told her I might have to shower at Ballys (the place I workout at) so we could meet somewhere directly afterward. Kelly replies, "No, don't do that! You'll get AIDS!"

I remember when a bunch of guys and Kelly were all swimming one summer and everybody was laughing and somebody pushed Kelly's head underwater. *gasp* *glub* *gasp* "G-guys, I *gasp, I, *glub*, I'm...having trouble breathing underwater."

One day I was sitting at church gazing into the beautiful face of Kelly as she blinked. She grabbed my arm and peered at me totally wide-eyed. "Oh my God! Did they just shut off the lights?"

My buddy Dan was driving Kelly around, probably driving like an idiot. Kelly was getting mad and yelled, "Dan, if you kill us in a car crash I'm totally gonna kill you."

The things she says are the best. I'm only telling you the things she's letting me say... She's not the only one to have great quotes. I, after all, know better than most that "You don't want to punch a gift horse in the face".

I know that I've said plenty more things, but I just can't remember some of my most ridiculous quotes. Maybe some of you do...  ¶ 12:19 PM